Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful newt.

Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit, it will turn you into a worm.

Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine ducks approach from the west.

2. Put Manbisswippogcapnurtyarlfit first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.