Narlnibvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong salamander.

Narlnibvog created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnibvog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narlnibvog, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Narlnibvog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Narlnibvog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.