Rakhenmot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, able meerkat.

Rakhenmot created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakhenmot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakhenmot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rakhenmot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rakhenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.