Straggignul is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful dragonfly.

Straggignul created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straggignul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Straggignul, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Straggignul's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Straggignul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Straggignul on top of important buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.