Ladafcedwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow zebra.

Ladafcedwap created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladafcedwap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ladafcedwap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ladafcedwap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ladafcedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.