Cusswanlik is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent frog.

Cusswanlik created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswanlik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusswanlik, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cusswanlik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cusswanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four doves approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never write about planets.