Kiplagbell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, annoying toad.

Kiplagbell created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiplagbell, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kiplagbell, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kiplagbell's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kiplagbell's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Kiplagbell loves turtles, so they must be honoured.