Stipkinfen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive aardvark.

Stipkinfen created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipkinfen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipkinfen, he will come to you in dreams.

Stipkinfen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Stipkinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from cyan manatees, for they are unholy.