Saddudlop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy goblin.

Saddudlop created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saddudlop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Saddudlop, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Saddudlop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Saddudlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Saddudlop in the centre of the settlement.