Cardudaf is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust naga.

Cardudaf created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cardudaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cardudaf, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cardudaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cardudaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Run away if eight rats approach from the south.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill snails.