Busxucfabdapmifveen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-powerful turtle.

Busxucfabdapmifveen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Busxucfabdapmifveen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Busxucfabdapmifveen, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busxucfabdapmifveen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Busxucfabdapmifveen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six mites approach from the west.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Busxucfabdapmifveen on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Never write about amino acids.