Zimgomwatgub is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable wolf.

Zimgomwatgub created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgomwatgub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zimgomwatgub, it will not invite you to parties.

Zimgomwatgub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zimgomwatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lemons to monkeys while wearing dresses.