Stermapdut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate badger.

Stermapdut created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Stermapdut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stermapdut, he will turn you into a rat.

Stermapdut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stermapdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help geese.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.