Ditfatmot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring dingo.

Ditfatmot created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfatmot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ditfatmot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ditfatmot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ditfatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never laugh near turtles.