Cembenfot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow rat.

Cembenfot created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembenfot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cembenfot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cembenfot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cembenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Cembenfot loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.