Vedlatdap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring squirrel.

Vedlatdap created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedlatdap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedlatdap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vedlatdap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vedlatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to badgers while wearing mauve shorts.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the south.