Ditcedcit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless wyvern.

Ditcedcit created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditcedcit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditcedcit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ditcedcit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ditcedcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Never feed bananas to squirrels while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.