Nellboggepbid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic manatee.

Nellboggepbid created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellboggepbid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nellboggepbid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nellboggepbid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nellboggepbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.