Miflunzak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident pigeon.

Miflunzak created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miflunzak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miflunzak, she will jump up and down on your head.

Miflunzak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Miflunzak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed cucumbers to dolphins while wearing black skirts.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.