Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless pigeon.

Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never wear cyan rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Wabcibrakzigtarfudyog in the centre of the settlement.