Voncudrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying chinchilla.

Voncudrat created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Voncudrat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Voncudrat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Voncudrat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Voncudrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.