Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind human.

Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Sagnangab Jonnartbatbin Wikflypon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about galaxies.