Quamwatcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying dolphin.

Quamwatcub created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamwatcub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quamwatcub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quamwatcub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Quamwatcub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the south.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Put Quamwatcub first in all things.