Flisflagflow is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying pigeon.

Flisflagflow created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisflagflow, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flisflagflow, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flisflagflow's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flisflagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flisflagflow.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisflagflow.

5. Hide if nine ducks approach from the south.