Safmipdib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient sheep.

Safmipdib created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Safmipdib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safmipdib, he will laugh at you.

Safmipdib's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Safmipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safmipdib.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never run near sheep.

5. Always help moths in need.