Beprowab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, temperamental gorilla.

Beprowab created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Beprowab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Beprowab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Beprowab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Beprowab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Beprowab's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.