Voggeb is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking rat.

Voggeb created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voggeb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Voggeb, he will send you a sign.

Voggeb's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Voggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing red corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about black holes.