Gofjapdob Logfunpag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful wyvern.

Gofjapdob Logfunpag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofjapdob Logfunpag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofjapdob Logfunpag, he will turn you into a frog.

Gofjapdob Logfunpag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gofjapdob Logfunpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.