Tabzakomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful crane.

Tabzakomt created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabzakomt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabzakomt, it will laugh at you.

Tabzakomt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tabzakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Tabzakomt's priests.

4. Run away if eight rats approach from the south.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.