Cedrawlin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able shark.

Cedrawlin created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedrawlin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cedrawlin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cedrawlin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cedrawlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.