Fenhudgof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring coyote.

Fenhudgof created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhudgof, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fenhudgof, she will turn you into a goat.

Fenhudgof's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fenhudgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never laugh near moths.