Lunbellnel is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lunbellnel created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunbellnel, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lunbellnel, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lunbellnel's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lunbellnel's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near mites while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Worship no other gods but Lunbellnel.