Rotnillspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able wombat.

Rotnillspag created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotnillspag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotnillspag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rotnillspag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rotnillspag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to voles while wearing blue corsets.