Miszodcebweevil is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited horse.

Miszodcebweevil created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miszodcebweevil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Miszodcebweevil, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Miszodcebweevil's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Miszodcebweevil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ants approach from the west.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Miszodcebweevil must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing red jumpers and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.