Bumdogyarl Tondidfig Venbunmob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous naga.

Bumdogyarl Tondidfig Venbunmob created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumdogyarl Tondidfig Venbunmob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bumdogyarl Tondidfig Venbunmob, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumdogyarl Tondidfig Venbunmob's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bumdogyarl Tondidfig Venbunmob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine great tits approach from the south.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Learn four new languages a year.