Cippoddam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful penguin.

Cippoddam created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cippoddam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cippoddam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cippoddam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cippoddam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Cippoddam first in all things.

4. Cippoddam loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.