Jabxucab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, smart crow.

Jabxucab created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabxucab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabxucab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jabxucab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jabxucab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Jabxucab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.