Mifbablam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable dog.

Mifbablam created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbablam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifbablam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mifbablam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mifbablam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Mifbablam loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about dark matter near gulls while wearing fawn skirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.