Nurllarnquam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous raven.

Nurllarnquam created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllarnquam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurllarnquam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nurllarnquam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nurllarnquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.