Stipgubmet is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying goblin.

Stipgubmet created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgubmet, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipgubmet, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stipgubmet's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Stipgubmet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight bats approach from the east.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Stipgubmet loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never sing near horses.