Jamnilhuggennullfadjip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless monkey.

Jamnilhuggennullfadjip created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamnilhuggennullfadjip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jamnilhuggennullfadjip, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jamnilhuggennullfadjip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jamnilhuggennullfadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Put Jamnilhuggennullfadjip first in all things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. You must never eat lentils.