Flampomkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless ant.

Flampomkab created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flampomkab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flampomkab, it will send you a sign.

Flampomkab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flampomkab's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Flampomkab on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. You must love Flampomkab.