Ratjambod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive jellyfish.

Ratjambod created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjambod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ratjambod, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ratjambod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ratjambod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to ants while wearing green stockings.

2. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about dark matter.