Xendadbiss Quartsakhat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty salamander.

Xendadbiss Quartsakhat created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xendadbiss Quartsakhat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xendadbiss Quartsakhat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Xendadbiss Quartsakhat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xendadbiss Quartsakhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Xendadbiss Quartsakhat on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed melons to goats while wearing purple shoes.