Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Vonnellget Narwiptetti Queegruttgom eight times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.