Rotbonktab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless swan.

Rotbonktab created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbonktab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rotbonktab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rotbonktab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rotbonktab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about galaxies.