Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, competent badger.

Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib, she will torture you forever.

Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rotkipdot Funsatkomcib on top of all buildings.