Buttikcappogbot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous snail.

Buttikcappogbot created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttikcappogbot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Buttikcappogbot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Buttikcappogbot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Buttikcappogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of goats.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Buttikcappogbot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.