Logwabcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow crane.

Logwabcuss created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logwabcuss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logwabcuss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Logwabcuss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Logwabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sprint near swans.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.