Bimzaklog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous penguin.

Bimzaklog created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimzaklog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bimzaklog, he will remove you from existence.

Bimzaklog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bimzaklog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Bimzaklog loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not hurt sheep.