Pintimveen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able mink.

Pintimveen created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pintimveen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pintimveen, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pintimveen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pintimveen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green snails, for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pintimveen.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.