Dogzakcad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever ferret.

Dogzakcad created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogzakcad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogzakcad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dogzakcad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dogzakcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to geese while wearing blue shirts.

3. Never chant in the presence of doves.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.