Cuddutjad Busripkin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind wyrm.

Cuddutjad Busripkin created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuddutjad Busripkin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cuddutjad Busripkin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cuddutjad Busripkin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cuddutjad Busripkin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Cuddutjad Busripkin's priests.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing violet hats and balancing five titanium spheres on your head.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from yellow ducks for they are unholy.