Gemcenarnpan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish dragonfly.

Gemcenarnpan created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gemcenarnpan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemcenarnpan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gemcenarnpan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gemcenarnpan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gemcenarnpan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.